- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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