Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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How would you rule?

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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pudding

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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