- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

My Boyfriend

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what's black and can't swim?

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

whats brown and booky a book.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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