- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

your face

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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