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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A seal walks into a club.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

matt has ebola...funny right!?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A jew enters a mall.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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