- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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