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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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