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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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