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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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