- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Women's Rights

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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