- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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