your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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