- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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