- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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