- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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