Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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