what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

hey guys im gay

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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