A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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