- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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robin, get in the car.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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