- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

salad days!

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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