A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Weaner

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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