- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Women's Rights

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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