Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

I have read the terms and conditions

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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