What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

My spelling is horrible

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