- Anti Joke

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

i hate non minorities!

Face...the other white meat!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks