Roses are blue Colton is gay

OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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