a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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who else is on here?

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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