- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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