What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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