If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down

So a seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

thumb_up thumb_down

PIED NINNY!

thumb_up thumb_down

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

thumb_up thumb_down

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

thumb_up thumb_down

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops