What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

a black guy hates chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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