- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Equal rights!

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Donald Trump.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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