- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

here's a joke... the american education society

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Chris is hairy

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Arrow in the Knee!

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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