- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What's brown and sticky A stick

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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