What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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