- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

this website is a bad joke

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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