Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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