- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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