- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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