whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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