What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Horse.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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give me a thumbs up

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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