- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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