Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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wenis

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Anti Joke

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