Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Cheese

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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