Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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