Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A child walks into a classroom.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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