Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

an american walks out of a strip club.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

what's white and sticky semen

Connor is homo

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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