- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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