- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Women's Rights

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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