- Anti Joke

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb