What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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the redsox

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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