Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

PIED NINNY!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

So a seal walks into a club.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Yanter, Look it up

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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