- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What happened to my sunglasses?

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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