What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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