- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Katy Perry

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??