- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

the WNBA

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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