- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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