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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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