- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

An Asian person drove home safely.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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