Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

roak

knock,knock you suck

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Anti Joke

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