What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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womans having rights.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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