- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

knock knock

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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