- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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