- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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