- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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