- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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