- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

People with cancer.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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