How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Dont read this joke

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Llamaworm

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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