That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

PIED NINNY!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

So a seal walks into a club.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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