Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A fish swims up your penis...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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