Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Donald Trump.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Equal rights!

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