- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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