How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's the difference between a duck?

You're so sweet I have diabetes

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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