- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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