- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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