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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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