- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Horse.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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