How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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