- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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