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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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