- Anti Joke

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Pickles are powerful

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

A Mormon walks into a bar

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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