- Anti Joke

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Pickles are powerful

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

A Mormon walks into a bar

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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