- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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