- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What? Huh?

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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