What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Gay republicans

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

sucks Syntax...

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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