- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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