What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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