- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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