A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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