A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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