did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

whats the stage after cancer? you die

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Women's Rights..

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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