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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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