- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

so...um, yeah

Laugh.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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