- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call an blank test? an F

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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