- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

This is an anti- joke

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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