- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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