In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

your no better than a cockroach

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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