- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

It says so on your cap.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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