- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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