What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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