Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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so...um, yeah

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Laugh.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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SEX

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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