Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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