what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

sucks Syntax...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Shea's sty....

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...