why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Your mom.

Neil is a reterd.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Women's Rights Movement

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

A storm be brewin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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