Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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outside your comfort zone

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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