- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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