- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

2 black kids walk into school

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