- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

smell the vitamin C

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Knock knock. Get out!!

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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