- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

why did you poop because you are a poop

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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