- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

How old is victor? Half past dead

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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