How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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knock,knock you suck

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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