What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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