Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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