whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Julian Ha.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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