What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What is my name? I dont know

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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