Justin Bieber

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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WNBA

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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