- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

WNBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??