- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

The lion swallowed his pride.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

here's a joke... the american education society

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