Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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your mom is so fat.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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