A storm be brewin!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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9/11 my birthday

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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WNBA

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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