- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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