- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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