- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

I love pissing people off :P

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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