I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

I enjoy Popcorn

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

destiny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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