- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

whats gay and american? a gay american

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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