- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

A man walks into a vagina

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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