- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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