- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

How do you make a little girl cry?

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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