- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penis walks into a bar..

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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