What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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