- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Jimmy Saville

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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