You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Your mom is not fat!

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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