What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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