- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Female rights.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Y u do dis?

I'm so punny.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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